Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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