Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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