Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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