listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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