i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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