Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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