i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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