I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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