Dual....:-)
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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