ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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