I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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