I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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