big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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