do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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