if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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