So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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