windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Shame is for Republicans.
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