no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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