he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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