dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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