No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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