so that wasnt chicken after all
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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