What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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