You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When are your genitals available?
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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