the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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