Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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