No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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