After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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