would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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