at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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