also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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