Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
3pm strippers are depressing
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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