is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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