im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it was like eating out sand paper
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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