Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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