Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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