I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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