saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She's the barista slut.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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