no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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