@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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