She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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