Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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