Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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