I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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