Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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