Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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