I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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