Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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