You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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