No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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